Ant & Dec – ha ha ha

So, I switched on Sky news yesterday morning to see someone in authority thought it was a good idea to send those two unfunny TV midgets Ant & Dec to entertain the troups in Afghanistan. (Because if I was a soldier facing life-threatening equipment shortages and possible death everyday, my first choice would be Ant and Dec.)

Then the reporter said the Taliban had tried to shell them. So clearly the Taliban have some sympathy for our boys and the dire choice of entertainment they’re suffering.

Bet they shat themselves. Brilliant!